There was some movies on over the weekend (Channel 5) which was about a runaway train headed towards Denver with a load of explosives and AN ATOMIC BOMB ON IT. Only Rob Lowe was there to stop it and lets face it, he's no action hero. So later on, following some extremely obvious ways in which the situation could have been saved he has failed to stop the train and DENVER IS DEMOLISHED in the explosive con-fusion, everybody is walking around with fall-out dripping from the sky and people are behaving in an unrealistically cooperative way considering the situation and the whole film falls into a state of even greater pointlessness because everybody is going to die but the viewer doesn't even care because they are all annoying, whingeing idiots anyway.
For now, this is my favourite film because I'm amazed that the studio had the balls to let some insane 5 year old write their film scripts for them.
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