Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

Also, my friend is a dick because he was all, "Let's hang out," never called me, went on a date with his girlfriend instead, then called me at one in the morning like, "Oh, dude, totally spaced it. I was putting in job applications and cleaning my room."

Yeah. So that's why I saw you and your lady out on the town when I went to put gas in my car, and that's why everyone's tagging you on facebook saying it was good to see you tonight at Applebee's. Mmhmm.

I don't even care if someone bails on me for their significant other, but at least tell me that's what's going on and don't lie to me. Jesus Christ.