I pulled a tricep muscle on Tuesday, so I have been able to work on bridges, push-ups, or hindu push-ups since then, and I've got heavy duty training this coming Tuesday. This is freaking annoying, because the push-ups are the things I need to work the most on.
Also, my friend is a dick because he was all, "Let's hang out," never called me, went on a date with his girlfriend instead, then called me at one in the morning like, "Oh, dude, totally spaced it. I was putting in job applications and cleaning my room."
Yeah. So that's why I saw you and your lady out on the town when I went to put gas in my car, and that's why everyone's tagging you on facebook saying it was good to see you tonight at Applebee's. Mmhmm. Which I saw because, you know, the people you hung out with tonight are my friends too...and their statuses kinda pop up in my timeline. I didn't even seek it out, and I know you're a ****ing liar.
I don't even care if someone bails on me for their significant other, but at least tell me that's what's going on and don't lie to me. Jesus Christ.
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