If it hasn`t been proven by 2 or 3 thousand years of history, it has now been proven by 2 or 3 posts here; a key test of divinity is coming up with a convincing set of commandments. That`s why I opt for David Bowie, who has peppered his lyrics with more instructions than most artists.
If you want to join me in the Church of David Bowie, you must comply with the following, preferably on a daily basis :-
1. Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
2. Don`t believe in yourself.
3. Don`t deceive with belief.
4. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
5. Turn to the left, fashion, turn to the right.
6. Hang on to yourself.
7. You gotta make way for the homo superior.
8. Run for the shadows in these golden years.
9. Freak out in a moonage daydream.
10.Try to get it on like once before.
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"Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953
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