I wrote these last night after drinking Sake... I'm rather pleased with some of them, and a bit surprised how many I got down in less than 5-10 minutes:
One Week From the Day After Tomorrow Things Should be Better...
If I am You and You are Me, then Why are We Fighting?
The Full Moon Shines Through the Clouds As I Cross Into Unmarked Territory
Hobo Taxi, Tramp Limosine [song by my friend James P Hardin]
Jiminy Christmas, It's You Again!
The Bro Says "Herp Derp, Do You Derp?"
Nom-saine G?
Om Nommin' 'Em
Om Namah Shivayah, Von
Tony Balogne, His White Van, and His White Dope
Rapist Alert Near Autzen and Cuthbert on 4th of July Weekend
Anti-Pop, Pro-Momma
Glancing Across the Ocean From the Top of a Mast in the Moonlit Night
Fog Shrouded Valley; Town Enveloped
8 Minutes Until the Last of the Suns' Rays Reach Us Before We Freeze
There Is No Spoon, Nor Branch, Nor Arm
Changes Aren't Permanent, But Change Is [Rush - Tom Sawyer lyric]
Nothing Is Something Well Worth Doing As Often as Possible [variation on a Shpongle song title]
Steampunk '91 Station Wagon Driven By a Bearded Samurai with a Pirate's Hat
Male Lab Chimp Addicted to Cigarettes, Hard Liquor, Crack, Meth, and Easy Female Chimps
Caught My Shirt in the Door As The Car Drove Away
Got Stuck in the Door Trying to Catch the BART Train
Driving to Ukiah For Clones and a Good Deal
Fell Asleep At the Wheel, Woke Up In a Ditch, Car Smashed to ****, I'm All ****ed Up (I Think I Got Attacked by a Samsquanch)
Either Samsquanch Abduction or Portal to Another World
Negative Balances Out Positive
Born of a Supernova
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