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Old 07-01-2012, 06:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Pedestrian View Post
I present to you the entire tracklisting for Of Montreal's Early Four Track Recordings.

  1. "Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath"
  2. "Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath"
  3. "Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap"
  4. "Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap"
  5. "Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub"
  6. "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home"
  7. "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub"
  8. "Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub"
  9. "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue"
  10. "Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet"
  11. "Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub"
  12. "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan (Growl)"
  13. "Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself"
  14. "Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree"
  15. "Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom"
  16. "Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom"




Though none of these really show off Kevin Barnes' flair for language and referential material, which can be better observed in titles like "Heimdalsgate Like a Promethean Curse", "An Eluardian Instance", or "We Were Born The Mutants Again With Leafling".
Hehe, nice! That reminds me of the song titles on the Venetian Snares album Winnipeg is a Frozen Shithole:
  1. "Winnipeg Is a Frozen Shithole"
  2. "Winnipeg Is a Dogshit Dildo"
  3. "Winnipeg Is Fucking Over"
  4. "Winnipeg Is Steven Stapleton's Armpit"
  5. "Die Winnipeg Die Die Die Fuckers Die"
  6. "Winnipeg as Mandatory Scat Feed"
  7. "Winnie the Dog Pooh (Not Half Remix)"
  8. "Winnipeg Is a Boiling Pot of Cranberries (Fanny Remix)"
  9. "Die Winnipeg Die Die Die Fuckers Die (Spreading the Hepatitis SKM-ETR Style)"
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