Okay, time to once again take off the gentleman hat and let a lascivious grin spread across my face, as I shamelessly feature a music video for the tittilating content in it (not to mention the tit content --- wonder will that one get by the censorbots? Yup! It did!
). Regardless of how pretty damn awful this song is, there are few of us guys (and probably some girls!) whose tongues were not hanging out when Britney danced down the school hall in that little schoolgirl uniform! From the first slow almost upskirt
(control, Trollheart! Control!) shot that opens the video to Britney's sexy bored naughty look sitting in the desk, it's pure teenage fantasy all the way. Only thing I don't like about the video is when she changes into that bloody tracksuit! Man, that school uniform woke dark fantasies within me (not that they were ever that deeply asleep, truth to tell) and allowed me to suffer this terrible song over and over, conveniently “forgetting” to change channel when it came on the TV. Oh yeah, that's Britney Spears. Terrible isn't it? I must turn the telly.... errr, what was I saying? Huh? Sure, I'd love an omelette right about now...
Britney Spears --- ...Baby one more time --- 9 out of 10 on Trollheart's “Way-hay!” scale, to about 1:24 when the rating drops back to about 6 out of 10.