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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck
yeah, that too
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did farfisa get disabled because of the previous post? i hope not. i saw it as extremely funny. that was a hee haw moment. not in the pornographic sense, but, in the sense of humor that seems to be lacking everywhere we travel.
leveling, graveling, gravelly groans
exude my exhaustion,
canonize all my tomes.
this home is afloat on a yellow black moat
of bile, hate and quile and vile pains in my throat.
let's drown in the basement,
it's filled to the brim.
let's jack up the prices
while the pickings are slim.
do you like my party tricks?
you all washed through me like debris in a stream,
you cut me to ribbons
and left me to bleed.
melting alone, showing off white bone,
you can ring that bell
or you can huck in that stone.
on the phone is the voice i've been dying to hear.
there's nothing for you, better luck next year.
when everything was suddenly, utterly clear.
to shut off these shut outs,
i'll cut off this ear.
can you hear this night?
it's starry, starry.
can you see me mouth out
sorry charlie.
there's no good taste
in this art space.
straight porno and snuff films,
i should be disgraced,
well, i'm titillated.
it's tantalizing,
and as i move to the movement,
i'm self-aggrandizing.
i'm filling with air,
i'll float it up there.
a chairman sitting easy on a big easy chair.
so do you like my party tricks?
i trick out clicking sticks
so do you like my party tricks?
i trick out clicking sticks
to get my kicks.
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Originally Posted by dirt mcgirt
yo son, if you jerk off to porno flick bitches a least you dont get burned wif gonnorhea (twice) an have some kracka doc stick a ****in qtip down your dick an have to take 2 weeks of cipro just to get rid of that ****, goddamit.
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drip, drip, drip! OUCH! i got it at 17, and, my dad drove me to the chick's house, and, drug her to the health department! for the record, internet porn is substandard to say the least. unless you pay for it! you get old, and, who cares anymore. it ain't worth the effort for the five second ahhhhh. and, the women you want you can't have, and, what you can have you don't want. it's a catch 22, so, screw it. i just found a skank i couldn't stand, and, gave her half my s*it
here's for all the masters of baters.
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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete
I'm pretty ambivalent on the subject of porn. I do think there are some aspects of it that are incredibly demeaning to women like cum shots, but at the same time it is servicing a desire from a large part of the population. I do think some of the pornstars do get a bad rep, like parents getting pissed off at a school because they let Sasha Grey do a reading to some students. At the end of the day though, it's just something that I don't really care about. I'm not going to dedicate hours out of my day to finding and watching it. Its only purpose is to provide visual and audible stimulation when I masturbate in order for me to get off that much quicker. I kind of just leave it at that.
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Sasha Grey is good looking, but, she just runs her mouth, and, just turns me off. and, now it's all the same gig. it's the same story, suck, eat, stick it in missionary, ride it horsey, and, maybe some butt monkey, and then slop on the face! boring, boring, boring.
picture it, and, you don't need the internet
Duran Duran made a couple good porn vids