Originally Posted by TheBig3

If I had to guess, I would assume the person would be in a very sharp-looking modern suit, who had run a mile near a chain-linked fence whereby he had been shot at through this fence by children with paintball guns.

And after that s/he would have a tickle fight with what I'm imagining to be a Bengal tiger...is how I imagine they would look.

Oh and maybe square-framed glasses and what appear to be an attempt at mutton chops.