My boyfriend is bitching at me because his mom found a ****ing benadryl by his bed that was mine. Apparently, he'll be real pissed "if my pill habit gets him kicked out" and I could have "gotten him into real trouble" because he had dope hidden in his room. A, not my fault, B she wouldn't find it anyway because it's in his ****ing fleshlight container. I swear to ****ing god...
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