Brits - which region do ye hate?
Cannae stand yon sassannachs fae Birmingham. Bunch o pure fannies naw, accent gies me the dry bolk, wifies walking baoot wi a face like a skelped erse. Cheuckters dae ma nut in tae. Bunch a sheepshaggers, ken. Haw now boyz, ken them lassies fae Ayreshire, thats the business naw, knickers aff easier than ye maw after a bottle of whitelightening. Hawhawhawhaw, pure magic ya wee dancer.
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