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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife
Heart attack moment of the day: Retreiving my towel off the shower curtain rod after my shower and coming face to face with the biggest, most freakishly mutated wood roach I've ever seen in my life...sitting right on my hand. I don't know how I kept from screaming but I did manage to do some sort of wild, flailing jig that sent my towel and the roach flying across the room while I hyperventilated in the bath tub. *shudder*
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Last night, I pulled the covers off of me to go to the bathroom, and I felt something drop onto me while I was still lying down, and it seemed to move, so I flailed wildy in sheer panic for a few seconds before I realized that it was a tissue.
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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio
Well, ****.
One of my best friends dated this one chick for a while. She is attractive. When they broke up, she started trying to get me to chill all the time, telling me my facebook pictures were gorgeous, that she's bi...all of that good stuff.
As I STRONGLY believe bros before hos - and as another friend of mine told me not to go for it because she's a close friend's ex - I didn't.
Now, the same friend who was all, "bros before hos" and whatnot is bailing on hanging with me to chill with this girl. The friend who dated her previously told me today told me he'd given the guy his blessing to "go for it."
Wonderful. I'm just going to drink alone and be ****ing miserable.
The bitch of it? I was really into her and passed it up just because my friend dated her.
Saving enough money to train in Calgary can't happen soon enough...
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Well, your friend's a **** and you should hit him in the face with a wrench.