"fetal alcohol syndrome"
"and Now I have tape...All over my Face"
"a good old fashioned woodshed"
"penis fingers"
"power droid"
"shackled while giving birth"
"The Process Church of The Final Judgment"
"untreated vaginal parasites"
"dale gribble"
All of which would make great band names
It was interesting looking back through my history, I had to laugh at myself, it was 70% bands/albums, 20% porn, 7% randomness, and 3% various mental illnesses.