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Old 04-09-2012, 03:43 PM   #24 (permalink)
Sneer
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Why you should choose me;

I'm a local lass, single and seeeeexxxxy.
I like good bands.

I'm a classy bird that demands respect. (only puts out on 2nd date)

I'm really good at;
Air guitar
Hiding stuff
Not taking **** from anyone
Partying and having a good time.

Favourite Books, Films and TV programmes;
Viz
All pornography
Anything by CBBC

Politics;
Thinking about how the government has ****ed me over so many times.
It's why I never vote LOL

Dislikes;
My ****ty ex husband and his crappy child support payments
Domestic violence

Likes;
Pearl Jam

Looking for;
New friends, short term partners, casual sex.

Hit my inbox, big boy
Yeah, I'm all of that, except I'll put out on the first date. I'll even cyber? I give a great virtual hand job. I'm 32DD, and I look a bit like Eddie Vedder circa '92. Some would refer to me as a slut, I just see myself as a good time gal.
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