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Old 03-28-2012, 12:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
GuitarBizarre
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The first one is actually a satirical website. Just for reference. Still quite a disturbing piece.
I know, but you can still ACTUALLY BUY IT.

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The buyer agrees that they are a responsible adult of sound mental and physical health at least 18 years of age as of the date of purchase, and they understand that White Power Milk is not sold or intended for human consumption. Buyer takes full liability for punitive damages, personal injury damages, lost profit or revenues, loss of use of product or equipment and any loss of property that may result from the purchase or use/misuse/abuse of products purchased through this website. Buyer understands that if the specific woman selected to gargle milk is unavailable for any reason at the time of order, a replacement from this website will be selected on the buyer's behalf. Buyer understands that a portion of the information on this website has been fictionalized.
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As for me, my inbox is as of yet testicle-free, and hopefully remains that way. Don't the rest of you get any ideas.
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I'll have you know, my ancestors were Kings of Wicklow! We're as Irish as losing a three-nil lead in a must-win fixture!
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