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Originally Posted by Janszoon
My house alarm went off for no reason tonight. Damn Mayan prophecy.
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Yeah, my wife bought the cheap brand of toilet paper a few weeks ago which is really rough and scrapes your ass when you wipe. It's that damn mayan prophecy coming true, I tell ya.
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Also, I think I got a zit growing inside my nose. Damn mayan prophecy!