Well...as you all know I was away for a while. (I know..I know..you were all concerned) So I do have another poo story for yall.
It was a bright sunny day and I and a friend were out cruising along. When all of a sudden...you guessed it. Doo Doo pains started to plague me at this most inconvenient of times. Desperate and out of T.P. I had to act fast. With every second that passed the turds praire dogin from my bunghole were seeking refuge elsewhere. Once we pulled over my cat like reflexes kicked in and I darted for the woods. Luckily there was cover enough to stay hidden from any passer by's that might have come along. However I hadnt taken the time to look for anything to wipe with before exiting the vehicle. So...I called out for help from my buddy to throw me something. With lighting fast reaction time he chunked an empty beer box to within inches of me and just in the nick of time. I dont always wipe with old beer boxes but when I do...I Prefer Dos Equis!!
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