"That which does not kill me makes me stronger." - Stephen Hawking trying out irony
"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!" - Stupidest king ever
"A kingdom! A kingdom! My horse for a kingdom!" - Guy who earlier impulsively traded his kingdom for a horse
In the Captain's defense, "Women and children first" is highly sexist and ageist.
If I had a dollar for every Jew joke somebody made about me, I'd take that money and invest it wisely.
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