I have a penis and a pair of hands... so no
In all seriousness, I see where you are coming from. I have at times thought that I had a drinking problem, then I grew up a bit and realised that the amount I was drinking was nothing compared to what
real alcoholics can go through.
My problem was that I would buy four cans a night five nights a week, even if I wasn't going out (where I wouldn't drink that much by normal standards anyway) and make whatever I was doing a little more fun.
I think it did enhance the enjoyment of sitting in a small University apartment watching TV Shows by the dozen and playing Video Games, but I enjoyed those things without alcohol.
Regarding social drinking. I find myself wanting to drink because it enhances your enjoyment, but this has to be in moderation, otherwise you end up regretting it the day after for minor/major reasons.