Bare with me. This is officially the first time in my life I'm going to say this as I've never had any problems with it so far.
Brace yourself...
"Women... I don't understand them".
Well. That's not true. It's just one of them so far.
For the first time in my life I couldn't fathom how the brain of a girl worked. Thank god it's my ex girlfriend, so I won't have to worry about my relationship

.
Altough that's really strange as it's the first time in 11 years she has disappointed me.
Sad moment.
Now let's move on. My day, so far, consists of coffee.