Got my:
Mom: 50 dollars
Dad: 50 dollars
Sister1: 50 dollars
Sister2: It will be a late present for when she comes down to visit... either 50 dollars, or an external hard drive, depending on whether her husband bought her one already or not.
Sister3: Nothing. She's in prison. I could give her 50 dollars, but she'd spend it on the most ridiculous prison attire.
Sister4: Nothing. For some reason she dropped off the map with her husband and refuses to contact anyone with any sort of regularity. After all the 50 dollars I gave her...
Extended family: I don't even know where they live anymore.
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