You lot are always quick to boast about how much stuff you got this Christmas.
But Christmas is a time for giving and I want to see how many cheap bastards there are on this forum.
Here's my list...
Dad - Box set of 100 Westerns plus a load of other westerns.
Mum - Rise of The Planet Of The Apes, Conan The Barbarian, Cowboys vs Aliens , The Dead Blu-ray.
Bunch of low budget horror movies
The Onedin Line series 1-5
Bottle of Bacardi
Sister - Bottle of Baileys
Bit of money when she finally decides what she wants.
Sister's Husband - Doctor Who T Shirt
Nephew - Scalextric set
Table football set
Full England football kit
F
ucking massive chocolate coin (My sister is going to throw a fit when she sees it
)
Bunch of other stuff my mother has bought that I probably owe her money for.
Niece - Musical Elephant
Activity Lion
Another bunch of other stuff my mother has bought that I probably owe her money for.
Me - Nothing, until I get my Christmas bonus
