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DoctorSoft · 12-20-2011, 02:56 PM

About a month ago I went to my friend Rylie's house and started doing vodka shots till we got pretty drunk, then we do a few bong hits and roll two massive joints. My friend Ryan picks us up. We all drive over to our friend Useen's(can't remember how to spell his name, he's black) and then go to a party at his older brother's apartment. I think we were the only people under 23 that were there.We get there, already drunk and stoned, and light the two joints up. Then **** gets sketchy. A bunch of greasy guys start snorting coke and **** so we're like boys, let's ditch.

We drive into a trailer park, cause we need some weed. We phone up our dealer and get 2g. He meets us at the corner, we do buisness and he leaves. Then we notice a cop car coming around the corner. We're like fuuuuuuuuuck cause we were paranoid and thought he was gonna talk to us. We pull out and then drive through the alley, drop our friends off and drive away safely.

Me, Ryan and our other friend Tyler all sleep at Ryans. Tyler falls asleep right away and then Ryan looks at me and says 'wanna get drunk?'. I'm like **** yeah, even though I'm already sorta drunk, ridiculusly high, and it's 3:00 AM. So me and him sit in his bed and down half a bottle of R&R, a full bottle of sour puss and a few beers. I was ****ing beyond smashed. We go outside for a smoke and I ask him if he wants to go for a walk. He says no, it's 4AM. So I try to go to sleep but can't. Then I'm like **** it, I'm going for a walk. I take a beer and my smokes.

I first walk to the 7-11 where I somehow manage to buy an iced tea. Then I sit in the back have my iced tea, and down smokes while I sing along to Dinosaur Jr's You're Living all Over Me album. Then I walk down to the laundromat and drink my beer. Then I walk to the sporting goods store and pass out on the side of the building. I wake up 20 minutes later and stumble to Ryans house where I puke my guts out in the toilet before passing out again at 5:30 AM.

I wake up at 8:00 with a pounding headache and my phone screaming at me. My dad is calling to say I half to be home in half an hour to help my dad's friend move out of his apartment. I'm like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I stumble home and me and my dad drive over to his friend's place where I work for like 5 hours. I manage to not puke the whole time, but it was a ****ing struggle, lemme tell ya.

12-20-2011, 02:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	About a month ago I went to my friend Rylie's house and started doing vodka shots till we got pretty drunk, then we do a few bong hits and roll two massive joints. My friend Ryan picks us up. We all drive over to our friend Useen's(can't remember how to spell his name, he's black) and then go to a party at his older brother's apartment. I think we were the only people under 23 that were there.We get there, already drunk and stoned, and light the two joints up. Then ** gets sketchy. A bunch of greasy guys start snorting coke and so we're like boys, let's ditch. We drive into a trailer park, cause we need some weed. We phone up our dealer and get 2g. He meets us at the corner, we do buisness and he leaves. Then we notice a cop car coming around the corner. We're like fuuuuuuuuuck cause we were paranoid and thought he was gonna talk to us. We pull out and then drive through the alley, drop our friends off and drive away safely. Me, Ryan and our other friend Tyler all sleep at Ryans. Tyler falls asleep right away and then Ryan looks at me and says 'wanna get drunk?'. I'm like yeah, even though I'm already sorta drunk, ridiculusly high, and it's 3:00 AM. So me and him sit in his bed and down half a bottle of R&R, a full bottle of sour puss and a few beers. I was ing beyond smashed. We go outside for a smoke and I ask him if he wants to go for a walk. He says no, it's 4AM. So I try to go to sleep but can't. Then I'm like it, I'm going for a walk. I take a beer and my smokes. I first walk to the 7-11 where I somehow manage to buy an iced tea. Then I sit in the back have my iced tea, and down smokes while I sing along to Dinosaur Jr's You're Living all Over Me album. Then I walk down to the laundromat and drink my beer. Then I walk to the sporting goods store and pass out on the side of the building. I wake up 20 minutes later and stumble to Ryans house where I puke my guts out in the toilet before passing out again at 5:30 AM. I wake up at 8:00 with a pounding headache and my phone screaming at me. My dad is calling to say I half to be home in half an hour to help my dad's friend move out of his apartment. I'm like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I stumble home and me and my dad drive over to his friend's place where I work for like 5 hours. I manage to not puke the whole time, but it was a **ing struggle, lemme tell ya.