That must be the most elaborate introduction I've ever seen. A lot of it went straight past me (Yorkshire tea through the post?!?!? = gigantic mess), but you certainly seem very enthusiastic! Either way, it was way more impressive than my first post, which was a very angry review of the "Nevermind" Remaster.
I know you said you weren't into classifying music as genres, but I think you may be fairly interested in looking at some of the threads in
our Punk music section and our
rock & roll section.
Have fun!