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Old 12-05-2011, 03:32 AM   #241 (permalink)
lucifer_sam
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Originally Posted by Stu View Post
Congratulations motherfucker, any tips? I could use a few.
You can't really teach confidence...it's something you sort of find on your own. But as for some general pointers...

1. SMILE. Not after you're already hammered. I had a kind of fucked-up childhood so it was really hard for me to "get the message" -- girls want to be with happy guys. It's a strong index of mental health.

2. Pickup/chat up lines are TERRIBLY overrated. They make guys look desperate.

3. Don't descend to beating yourself up every time you swing and miss. There's only about 3.5 billion more fish in the sea.
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