Since today is the birth anniversary of Mark Twain, I've thought it would be a good moment to post some quotes:
* "It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times."
* "A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."
* "The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey."
* "Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."
* "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
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"Lullabies for adults / crossed by the years / carry the flower of disappointment / tattooed in their gloomy melodies."
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