What a lovely image to have just as I sit down to eat my dinner. *shoves plate into garbage*
I remember a worst story back in my high school days that got passed around the school. Rumor or not it's hilarious and horrible. Basically two people who were fairly popular at the time were doing anal on his parents brand new white leather sofa. Apparently after he pulled out she had lost control of her bowels and emptied them all over the new leather sofa. They couldn't get the stains out and he ended up blaming it on his dog, but he parents didn't bite because they found the condom in the trash covered in shit.
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