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Originally Posted by TheNiceGuy
Haha, this is brilliant. Justin Bieber sentenced for life? No chance of parole? 
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Ah, as I may 'ave mentioned, careless talk costs lives, Sir, so I am not in a position to confirm nor deny the h'information you 'ave. 'Owever I will say this: we are in pursuit of a seventeen-year old gentleman of Canadian extraction, 'oo is wanted on several counts of crimes h'against music, and we are closin' in on 'im as I speak. More than that I am not h'authorised to reveal at this present time, for fear of the felon 'avin' it away on 'is toes, as it were. I'm sure you understand...?