thread bump, as I've just recollected this one:-
a milionaire socialite throws a "human emotion" party, all attendees must come as an emotion in order to gain admission
first one up is a guy all in green with the alphabets "N" and "V" on his chest
he says "i'm green with envy" so the millionaire lets him in
second one is a girl in pink with huge feathers under her armpits
she says "i'm tickled pink", so she gets in also
third are two NY cab drivers, one with his dick in a pear, and the other with his dick in a bowl of custard
the millionaire is shocked and asks them to go away
the cab driver says "i have come in dis pear (despair) and my friend is fucking dis custard (disgusted)"
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Malaise is THE dominant human predilection.
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Originally Posted by The Virgin
what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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