Originally Posted by Tumor

Listened to hours and hours of anecdotes about guns, getting into fights, smoking pot, their days, what Hogwarts house they'd get sorted into, the attractiveness of Natalie Portman, the bitchiness of their succubi exes, Richard Nixon, why bombing Hiroshima was a good idea (he was a real doosh), why invading the Middle East is justified (so was he), fourwheelers, bikes, remodeling cars, why they write their shit poetry, and why a woman should never be president....I'm pretty good at pretending to be interested in shit I guess. I didn't know so many people found submissiveness and silence to be so attractive...

I guess I'm also good at pretending to believe them when they brag about how many drugs they've done, how big their dicks are, how many dudes they've taken in fights, and how great they are at giving head.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.