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Old 08-13-2011, 12:35 PM   #8783 (permalink)
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So I woke up today and noticed these strange brown smudges all over my apartment...

F*cking cat...
I guess last night he went sh*t in his litter box like he always does, but apparently he missed the litter box and shat down the back of his legs. He's a long-haired cat, and now there's cat sh*t tangled up all over his backside.
I can see everywhere he sat down last night.

This is f*cked up.
He's officially ostracized and quarantined until I figure out what to do.


That's what you get for feeding him, sheltering him, showering him with love and affection, taking him to the vet when he's sick, getting him vaccinated to save his life, etc, etc, etc. You selfish bastard!
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