I used to drink down a park, but I was never a tracksuit wearing idiot. Dont judge me, everybody's done it.
And to answer lees question. I don't think there possibly would be a comeback to that. I'd probably drop my arse if someone spoke to me like that

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Everybody hates chavs because theyre loud and obnoxious and generally like disrupt everything and anything. They often congregate in their little cleaks and often 'jump' one person so that they have no hope in coming out of the conflict on top. Jumping someone is when like 8 people beat the **** out of you.