this is no word of a lie. I nearly drowned to death in 8ft of pig **** at a rock festival about 10 years ago. I was trying to break in to see the prodigy when i fell off the wall into a slurry pit. after my friend stopped pissing himself laughing at me he realised my head was going under, while i was justin sayin 'ohjesusohjesusohjesusohjesus...'.
he caught my sleeve and pulled me out. i got up covered head to toe in brown gack,
screamed in his face and took off. just running across fields screamin!
i had drunk a bottle of really **** whiskey called 'vat 69'.
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