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Originally Posted by Electrophonic Tonic
-I thought brown cows made chocolate milk
-When I heard corn on the cob was called ears, I tried to talk into them
and perhaps my most embarrassing tale
I decided I wanted to be a tree one day. So I ate dirt on a daily basis for like 3 weeks. I stopped because I wasn't making any progress  |
I remember Dane Cook making some asinine joke about some atheist because when he died, he believed he would nourish the ground and turn into a tree. God, I hate Christians that believe only they are right, especially loud ones that make sh
itty jokes.