Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I'm going to start an unsocial network.

Instead of friending people you can choose to ignore them and when you do they get a little message saying something like 'Urban Hatemonger has decided nothing Conan says is worth reading'.

Also instead of a 'like' button there will be a 'shut the fuck up' button.

And if anyone chooses to look at any of your pictures they have the option of adding a comedy nose, glasses, moustache & acne combo to them.