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Paedantic Basterd · 07-01-2011, 12:16 AM

This thread fills me with joy. It's a shame I can't seem to remember much of how I saw the world as a child.

I thought pineapples grew on trees. I was totally shocked when I found out they grew on bushes when I was 15.
We used to watch America's Funniest Home Videos every night, and I used to change into my nightie in the kitchen because I thought Bob Saget could see me through my TV.
I thought cow-tipping was slang for doing drugs.
I thought I could get away with peeing in the doorway of my room and telling my mom I spilled water.
I thought for years that I had no father at all (he was not a part of my life), and was aghast when my teacher told me everybody has a daddy.

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Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	This thread fills me with joy. It's a shame I can't seem to remember much of how I saw the world as a child. I thought pineapples grew on trees. I was totally shocked when I found out they grew on bushes when I was 15. We used to watch America's Funniest Home Videos every night, and I used to change into my nightie in the kitchen because I thought Bob Saget could see me through my TV. I thought cow-tipping was slang for doing drugs. I thought I could get away with peeing in the doorway of my room and telling my mom I spilled water. I thought for years that I had no father at all (he was not a part of my life), and was aghast when my teacher told me everybody has a daddy.