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Originally Posted by oojay
--I thought that to become a professional sports player, all you had to do was go sign up and they'd let you play (just like little league).
--I thought that professional wrestling was completely real.
--I thought that alcohol would taste amazing. Since so many adults were hooked on it, that clearly had to be the reason.
--I thought that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lived in the sewer below my neighborhood, and that leaving a Dominoe's Pizza by the curb might make them come out.
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That is awesome. When I was really little, my cousin who's four years older than me told me that Master Splinter lived at the train yard.