This is the opposite of a Jesus.
I've had the pleasure of never celebrating Easter. I don't really understand why people do it. Well, sure I understand why people celebrate it, because they want to have fun or what have you. But I mean why are they even bothering with the whole Jesus aspect of it? Which Christian leader from back in the day thought this one up?
"Alright, so I got a new holiday yeah? Kids are going to love this one."
"Alright fire it at me."
"Okay so basically, there's this big rabbit yeah? Like the biggest rabbit you've ever seen."
"Right."
"And he lays these eggs-"
"-wait, I'm sorry. I'm not following.."
"Oh just let me finish."
"Right go ahead, then."
"Right so he lays these eggs. Coloured eggs. And they're also made of chocolate. And people go and hide these eggs all around and kids try to find them. And when they do, they win a little prize yeah? What do you think?"
"Hmmm... I mean eggs are good. But what about, you know.. Jesus?"
"Oh that chap. Right, I forgot that's why we're here isn't it? Um, we'll say it's his birthday or something."
"Did that already for Fat-Beard-Man Gift Giving Day."
"Oh yeah, right. We need to go ahead come up with a better name for that one."
If you incubated an easter egg, would a Jesus hatch from it?