I saved a convo from omegle on facebook ages ago, was very good.
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: I heard you like ponies
Stranger: i heard ur mom has chest hair
You: TAKE IT BACK
Stranger: NO!
You: :'(
You: I wish I didn't love you so much
Stranger: your problem
You: no
You: it's a joint problem
You: I think we should get relationship counseling
You: and before you say no
You: I already paid for the first meeting
Stranger: **** YOU
You: so we have to go
Stranger: i dont have to go!
Stranger: YOU CANT FORCE ME!
You: if you don't go willingly, I'll show the police my bruises
You: and you'll be court ordered
You: It's for the best.
Stranger: You know that the cops are m friends
Stranger: *my
You: maybe that's because they didn't know that you're black
Stranger: how should they overlook that?
You: because you met them through omegle and continued being friends with them over AIM
Stranger: I GOT NO AIM! HAHAHAHA
You: THIS AIN'T THE REAL WORLD BITCH
You: I CAN MAKE **** UP FOR THE PLOT
You: AND PUT EXPLOSIONS IN RANDOMLY LIKE MICHAEL BAY
You: BOOMBOOMBOOM
You: LIKE THAT
Stranger: I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE
Stranger: BITCH!
You: honestly, I never loved you. I just need crack money.
Stranger: I HAVE TO TORTURE NOW!
Stranger: CRUCIO!
You: seriously? Harry Potter?
You: you're better than this
Stranger: my magic stick is between my legs.
You: I *** spiders
Stranger: i *** spidermen
You: that would require a very large urethra, and by the law of proportions, a very large penis
You: which I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE
Stranger: ****
You: because I always faked it
Stranger: CAUGHT ME
You: I just thought of something
You: if someone can open up a can of worms, then that means someone canned worms
You: who the **** would do that?
You: creepy ****s
You: let's find them and skull**** them
Stranger: you *** spiders on them
You: **** yeah
You: I like your style
You: let's form a band too
You: what should they be called
You: or we, rather
Stranger: Spidercum
You: "Spidercum, Spidercum, comes wherever I ****ing want, spins a web, on your face, Spidercum, Spidercum"
You: first single
You: right there
Stranger: and we call the single
Stranger: Spidercum
Stranger: and the album
Stranger: Spidercum
You: what should be on the cover
Stranger: A spider with *** on it
Stranger: HOW CREATIVE I AM
You: INDEED
You: what are you going to do in the band
Stranger: drums
You: I've got vocals and keys
You: we get a new hot girl bassist for every show
You: since the spiders I *** on them at the end of the set will invariably kill them
You: spidercum gets 2,890 results on google
You: hmmm
You: not sure how to make that funny
You: uh
You: oh god
You: this conversation is in a state of collapse
You: no
You: no
You: WHAT WOULD YOUR PORN NAME BE
You: wow
You: this says a lot
You: about you and your character
You: this awesome conversation was a partnership
You: and I've got mad respect for you now
You: but you're throwing it down the tubes in your sudden ignorance of it
You: I'm going to take a piss
You: and if you don't respond by then
You: I will kill myself by auto-erotic asphyxiation TONIGHT.
You: I'm totally serious
You have disconnected.