Dirty

I saw this thread in active topics and decided to use my trolling skills for good instead of evil. My plan was to trick some guy into beating off then tell him i have a secret and tell him I have a huge cock or something.

instead, I got this

You: heyyy
Stranger: hi
You: asl??
Stranger: 19,m,usa
Stranger: you?
You: 16/f/us whats upppp
Stranger: haha good to know
Stranger: and nothin much
Stranger: what u up too?
You: its soo hotttt here grrr soo im eating ice cream in my bed clothes haha
Stranger: hahaha! that sounds funxD
Stranger: except the hot part:/
You: itd be better if i had a boyy to eat it with :P
Stranger: haha i'll help you finish it!
You: okk if ur still hungry u can eat somethin else afterr hahah :P
Stranger: hahaha, but im not sure what else to eat after
You: ill give u a hint!
Stranger: ok
You: its something pink
You: and smooth :P
Stranger: pink and smooth.... hmmm
Stranger: no clue
Stranger: can i have another hint!:O
You: its wettt rite now
Stranger: pink, smooth, and wet... ughhh whats pink, smooth, and wet that i can eat!:O
You: its yummmy
Stranger: is it another kind of ice cream?:O
You: nooo im playing with it right now tooo :P
Stranger: hmm... crap!
Stranger: i have no clue
Stranger: :/
Stranger: I mean, pink,smooth,wet, and playable! i do not have a clue hahaxD
You: youre a virgin