Man I'd been having bad gas pains all morning but never did decide to fart. Bout 10 mins or so ago though I finally had a doo doo pain shoot through my stomach and knew I'd better get to the toilet purty quick. Good no go on the fart earlier cuz man...I could've pooped through a screen door as runny as my poo was. Not even straining at all it just kind of explosivley shot out of my bunghole and splattered amidst the toilet water. None came back up far enough to pepper my @ss with chards of the apple I had ate earlier. Which is pretty cool looking when the rest of the poo water is spackled with brown feces. Then all of a sudden theres spots of green apple floating among the phizzy foamy light bage bubbly looking matter that surrounds the little ground up intestinally processed chunks of doo doo circulating and swirling in the deeper sea of dark brown stained water. Pretty cool sight to see...Ive got to start taking pics for yall. Anyway forgot about tp so just used another old t shirt.
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