Originally Posted by Il Duce

i don't get the point of this thread actually

what's there to "appreciate" about wanking?

you feel horny, look up some porn you fancy or use your imagination, whip it out and do the monkey shuffle

that's it, basically

Originally Posted by Skaligojurah

Well, see, you're just being uncreative. You forgot the point about putting a makeshift rope around your throat, an kicking the chair under your feet just before orgasm.

Just as long as you don't die, man, ecstasy!

Originally Posted by The Urban Dictionary"

1. fifi

Prevalent within death row inmates, a hands-free masturbation device made up of a dirty old sock, vaseline (or toothpaste, if not available) a toilet paper tube (if available), wedged firmly between a matress.

"Hey boy. Bend over. I'm 'bout to jack off with your *******"
"Man **** dat...yall needs ta be using yo FIFI, negga!"


2. fifi

fifi is a latex glove wrapped by a small towell or sock inmates wrap the towell or sock. you can make your fifi tight to simulate a tight pussy by using rubberbands around the towell. insert some cream in the glove maybe some warm water. now just pretend your boning some fine ass chick and hurry before the guards bust you.oh and never use shampoo unless you want your penis to blow up and all your cell mates to laugh at you

fifi,latex glove,sock,towell,cream,tight, pussy


3. fifi

Any simulated vagina, homemade or commercial.

When I was in reform school, every guy would trade things to get the stuff to make a fifi.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.