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Old 05-15-2011, 09:28 AM   #118 (permalink)
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Rumor has it that JFK's influence on the US space program was inspired my masturbation. Some ejaculatory material flew out at such an incredible rate, and it made him release... if such little sperm can travel so far, so fastly, why can't man?

See, Stalin was a strict anti-masturbationist, and that's why the Soviet Union fell.

True fact.
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Terence Hill, as recently confirmed during an interview to an Italian TV talk-show, was offered the role but rejected it because he considered it "too violent". Dustin Hoffman and John Travolta declined the role for the same reason. When Al Pacino was considered for the role of John Rambo, he turned it down when his request that Rambo be more of a madman was rejected.
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