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Originally Posted by crash_override
I like to jerk it at least 4 times per week.
I actually just jerked it this morning before work. I sure do miss having access to porn at my fingertips, so I've been going off of the wank bank for a few months now.
I guess it's weird that I jerk with my left hand even though I'm usually right handed, call me a product of the internet age (ever try to work a mouse with you left hand?), but it works.
I'm a fan of masturbation, it's a glorious thing really.
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Here's a man who gets the point of the thread
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Now, can we have less philosophical debates on monogamy. If Conan, and DJ would quit bickering, and start wanking, we wouldn't have time to argue.
Masturbation = world peace
Besides, for the romantics, is there a better way to say 'I love you' than masturbating together, or taping yourself masturbating, and sending it to her phone at random times like at work, school, university, church, or funeral?
Honestly, Conan has it all wrong. Masturbation strengthen's a relationship. DJ has it all wrong because he's spending too much time
talking about masturbation, and spending too little time e-mailing Conan videos of himself masturbating to
illustrate it's joys.