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Old 05-14-2011, 11:32 AM   #70 (permalink)
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were you ever caught?
Not in the act. But when I was in high school I got so desperate I'd use the vacuum. It was one of those bagless ones with the clear container and I was too lazy/nasty to clean it afterwards. It ended badly.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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