04-26-2011, 01:06 PM
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Melancholia Eternally
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: England
Posts: 5,018
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora
scorpion vodka

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What?
As you can see, Scorpion Vodka contains a walloping great scorpion. And it's not just any old scorpion. This particular pickled arachnid has been specially bred in southern China and is totally safe to eat. So they tell us. The word is that each pincer-wielding beastie (infused in the vodka for three months before hitting the shelves) has undergone a special detoxifying process. This neutralises the scorpion's venom, making it 100% edible, tail 'n' all!
You're sh itting me?!
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