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Old 04-25-2011, 08:43 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by oojay View Post
One time when I was a child, I was at a clothing store and they refused to let customers use the restroom. As it was an emergency, I decided to wipe my half sh*tty ass with some of their socks, placing them back in the packaging when I was finished. Not my finest moment, nor was it for the person who bought the socks I would imagine.
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