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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali
Let's see...
Jesus: Can multiply groceries like 10-fold.
Superman: Can't multiply groceries, any fold.
Jesus: Can turn water into wine.
Superman: Can't even turn piss into Coors Light. (He wouldn't even have to try very hard)
Jesus: Can walk on water
Superman: I haven't seen any evidence to suggest that he can walk on water, although he could probably fly over it, vertically, but that's totally not the same.
Jesus: Is more famous than Superman.
Superman: Is not as famous as Jesus.
(Ok... that last part might be debatable.)
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Superman: Has x-ray vision.
Jesus: No x-ray vision.
Superman: Has heat vision.
Jesus: No heat vision.
Superman: Impervious to nails.
Jesus: Nailed to a cross.
Superman: Moonlights as a highly skilled journalist.
Jesus: Couldn't even be bothered to write his own memoir.