"My name is Christopher Howell and I am 27 and 3/4 years old. I like to draw fine detailed pictures of characters from the hit television programme 'The Simpsons'. I am not employed by The Simpsons, I am just a young talented artist who has worked hard and practiced drawing Simpsons characters for 5 hours a day, 22 years of my life. In the words of Ralph Wiggum: I am a grape."