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Old 04-05-2011, 06:29 PM   #45 (permalink)
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One of my favorite things to do when I was with my x-wife was leave a big runny dump in the toilett for her to find. Like one of those after a night of beer and jager shots topped off with a trip to taco bell and multiple packets of fire sauce seemed to add to the rosey aroma
That reminds me of an incident a few years ago, with one of my friend's parents. I was actually staying at their house when it happened because my parents were on vacation. Her dad is an alcoholic and he came home super drunk that night, and it was pretty much the last straw for her mom. So her mom packed up all their things and we left the house to go stay at her brother's place. My friend's mom also took ALL the toilet paper, towels, soap, etc. with her, so her husband wouldn't have anything to wipe himself with when he got the shits the next morning. She also took all the painkillers.
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